Sunday, 20 April 2014

Alex Ferguson: My Autobiography – A Fan's Review


“It was important to the Glazers that there was no long period of speculation when my retirement became official. They wanted the new man in place within days. With no prospect of a change in my thinking, the discussion turned to who might replace me. There was a unanimous agreement – David Moyes was the man.” – Sir Alex Ferguson
 

Sir Alex Ferguson had maintained that this autobiography was an account for the Manchester United supporters. Those who had remained faithful and dedicated to the club, and were owed an explanation of the gaps remaining in his 27 years reign as a manager in the club. After reading this book, I found this was absolutely so. It looks like a conversation from the grandpa giving you a straight-talk about how he managed his life, with all the blunders of judgments. Then his determination to maintain a very high standard and understanding early, that no man is greater than the club. It was a story of success. But to me, the most intriguing part of this autobiography was his confrontation with his fearless captain Roy Kean that led to the latter leaving the club!

Before reading this book, I have a million questions which I wish to have the opportunity to ask Fergie, but now I was left with just a handful. One of the questions that continued to baffle my mind even after reading this book was his decision to choose David Moyes as a successor out of all the wonderful football managers in the world. I read through the whole book, and the old man did not give any strong footballing reason for that decision. Fergie’s only reason was that Moyes was a Scottish and Scots have a dourness of strong will to be successful. He strengthens this point by saying Moyes's father was also a good coach back in the days at Drumchapel, and he believes he has some of these traits in him. The only statement I read that was close to being a footballing reason for this selection was when he said – Moyes was a fine judge of talent and laid on some marvelous football at Everton when he was allowed to sign a higher class of player. All these to me are ridiculous reasons, because United has a winning mentality which either David Moyes did not understand or he is not capable of sustaining. And again, Fergie should know better that there is a big difference between winning mentality and playing a marvelous football; a case study of Arsenal. I am not of the opinion that United should hire an established coach as the Mourinhos, the Van Gaals or the Capellos, because I want the tradition of the club to be upheld. I still find it difficult to understand why Fergie did not pick amoung the players or ex-players he nurtured. Players that passed through the never say die school of Fergie time. Players that understood the winning mentality and the tradition of United and will do anything possible to upheld that. Prominent amoung these players and ex-players are; some of the class of '92 like Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes or the Nevilles. I will also be more comfortable with the baby-face of Ole Gunnar Solskjær or the mighty figure of Eric Cantona. What is wrong in choosing our longest serving captain Bryan Robson or our former center back Steve Bruce? Now, this decision of choosing Moyes is putting the team through torture and the fans through hell.

For many of us that have been very faithful in supporting the club over a long time, we find it difficult to easily forget the untimely departure of our fearless captain, Roy Keane. This is the beginning of our mid-field crises that are yet to be resolved. Keano as he was popularly known was a highly opinionated personality. He always thinks he is right even when he was wrong, and that was what made Mick McCarthy (the Republic of Ireland Manager) to send him out of the 2002 World Cup at Japan/Korea camp. During that trying period, Fergie supported Keano even when he knew he was wrong. But if you are looking for an example of how a player and his coach fell apart, then the saga of Ferguson versus Roy Keane is a classical case. Their problem stated when Fergie supported Carlos Queiroz (the assistant coach) after he had some misunderstandings with Keano over accommodation arrangements during pre-season tour at Portugal. After he came back to England, Keano took on to MUTV and seriously criticized most of his team-mates for not putting their weight during matches. It was so serious that the editors refused to air it and sent the tape to Fergie for his assessment. The old man was dumfounded! He could not believe Keano will let down his team-mates in the public. The following morning, he called for a meeting of all the players and coaching staff. He played the video for them to see. Keano was quick to ask whether the players had a problem with what they had just seen. Edwin van der Sar and Ruud Van Nestrooy took on him, but the hardest part of Keano’s body was his mouth. So, he uses his blade tongue to slaughter everybody and then saved the best for the old man when he said ‘You brought your private life into the club with your argument with Magnier,’ At that point the players started leaving. It was a shameful ending because, by morning, our legend was on his way out of Old Trafford. No player is bigger than the club.

Keane was right to have made that pronouncement to Fergie. In short, he had said the minds of many fans out there that will never have the opportunity to tell the old man the truth. But the problem was that; he also went about it the wrong way and at the wrong time. The story of Magnier and the racehorse called Rock of Gibraltar was another thing that the book refused to expatiate on, and I think it was intentional. Magnier was a former Manchester United co-owner from Ireland. Magnier and Ferguson also co-owned the racehorse that won many races. The row that blew up over the successful horse and Ferguson’s claim on the stud rights, consumed the club from Ferguson’s first legal action in January 2003 to the legal settlement in March 2004 and beyond to the Glazer takeover in May 2005. McManus and Magnier owned almost 30 per cent of the club and eventually sold out to the current owner, the Glazers. The fans did not like it when the Glazers came from America and took over the club. And it was this racehorse thing that caused it. Fergie liked it that way because they gave him more power and also increased his salary. How can an important story like this that consumed the former owners of the club be conspicuously omitted from this all important autobiography? If you are a fan of Keano or David Beckham then you may not enjoy the book, because they were portrayed in a bad light.      

But one thing that I like so much in the book was honesty in narration especially when it comes to stating the obvious. For example, in the 19th chapter titled – Small is Beautiful, he made the following statement;

“BARCELONA were the best team ever to line up against my Manchester United sides. Easily the best. They brought the right mentality to the contest. We had midfield players in our country – Patrick Vieira, Roy Keane, Bryan Robson – who were strong men, warriors; winners. At Barcelona they had these wonderful mites, 5 feet 6 inches tall, with the courage of lions, to take the ball all the time and never allow themselves to be bullied. The accomplishments of Lionel Messi, Xavi and Andrés Iniesta were amazing to me.

I remembered the old man’s hand shaking terribly in that UEFA Champions League final at Wembley stadium against Barcelona in 2011. I was even scared he might get a heart attack, especially when he spits out that his iconic chewing gum. But when he spoke about his strikers, this is what he has to say;

If you put my great goal-scorers together (Andy Cole, Eric Cantona, Van Nistelrooy, Rooney), Ruud was the most prolific. But the best natural finisher was Solskjaer. Van Nistelrooy scored some magnificent goals, but many were scabby, six-yard box goals. Andy Cole scored some fine goals, too, but plenty were close in, scrambled, off the leg, just-get-it-in goals. Solskjaer’s finishing, though, could be majestic. His thought processes underpinned his skills. He had that analytical mind. As soon as he arrived in a shooting position, he had it all sized up. He had mental pictures everywhere. Yet he didn’t play all the time because he wasn’t the most aggressive of strikers.

Surely, I all watched them played, and I cannot agree more. Simply put. Fergie had worked with many world class strikers including Henrik Larsson (Sweden), Robin van Persie (Holland), Michael Owen and Teddy Sheringham (both of England). But, unfortunately, in this case his call was right. No space for the Uruguayan and two-time winner of both the Pichichi Trophy and the European Golden Shoe Diego Forlán talk less of Chicharito Hernández of Mexico.

He also picked that Wayne Rooney’s bicycle kick against Man City in February 2011 as the greatest goal in his time at United. When he was invited to Everton academy for the first time to watch Rooney play, his remark was, “This was a man playing in under-age football.” Rooney was portrayed in this book as a greedy fellow that owes the United fans an apology because twice he puts up transfer request. But, he praised Cristiano Ronaldo as the most gifted player that he had worked with as a manager.     

One last question which the book did not address was this popular allegation especially in Africa that Ferguson does not like black players of African origin. Whether the allegation was true or not, only two black African players featured in his 27 years reign in Manchester United; Quinton Fortune (South Africa) and Eric Djemba-Djemba (Cameroon). These two only struggled to make the first team for some time and then faded away. His attempt to get a Nigerian player, John Mikel Obi, ended in controversy. I wish he uses this opportunity to clarify this unfounded racist allegation against him. He missed it. But, one thing that you cannot take away from the grandpa was his achievements. He played four UEFA Champions League finals and won two. He won the old European Cup Winners’ Cup in 1991. He also won the Premier League 13 times and then played in eight FA Cup finals and won five. Played seven League Cup finals and won four. He also won the Intercontinental Cup and the European Super Cup in 1999, and the FIFA World Club Cup in 2008. Not forgetting the ten Charity Shield Cups in his cabinet. Sir Alex Ferguson is the most decorated Premier League manager ever. All hail the King of soccer. It’s Fergie time.     

United we stand.


Shafi’i Muhammad Abdulhamid wrote-in from the Universiti Teknologi Malaysia.
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DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a literary review, instead, it is a review of major events in the book from the little eyes of a fan. 



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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Open Letter to Hon. Barr. Adamu Usman (Speaker, Niger State House of Assembly)

I write to commend your efforts for the giant strides you have made in the Niger state house of assembly since you assumed office as the Honorable Speaker and also to encourage you to do more. It is astonishing how the media decided to ignore the efforts the State Assembly has made under your leadership, especially in fighting corruption and checkmating the mismanagement of public funds by some selfish, unpatriotic individuals. Ordinarily, I am always very critical of political office holders, especially when they are not living up to expectations. I also find it difficult to commend their efforts no matter how hard they try in their various capacities. This is because they are elected to serve, and therefore need not to be commended for doing their jobs. But before I continue, let me make it clear that I don’t know this honorable gentleman, I have never met him before, and I need not to. I am saying this so that this letter will not be seen as just another sponsored political lepatata mambu (vuvuzela).

Recent happenings in the state compelled me to pick up my pen and write this letter, hoping to draw your attention and also the attention of the general public. It is a popular view that state assemblies, especially in the north are toothless bulldogs. The ordinary person sees them and the executives as partners in crime, as they always connive to milk their state treasuries dry. Executive governors and local government chairmen hardly take them serious too because they believe that they only need to settle them to get things done through misappropriation. State legislators are aware of this negative public perception about them and they are doing virtually nothing to redeem their image. As such, most state assemblies lack the moral standing to checkmate corruption and give fair representation to their constituents. But under your leadership we are beginning to see some rays of light which we hope will brighten the tunnel.

At this point, I also have a confession to make. For some time now I never take the Niger state house of assembly seriously, especially after the political brouhaha that saw the house producing three speakers within a space of seven days. This happened somewhere in May 2012, and it is a national record that will certainly remain unbroken for a very long time. Since then, I used to tell my friends that members of Niger state house of assembly are a bunch of jokers. For that, I stand to be corrected.  

But just recently I overheard a friend saying that “two local government chairmen have been indicted by a committee of investigation in the Niger state house of assembly and subsequently suspended.” That really caught my attention, and I decided to find out more about the story. I made some enquiries through different sources, and my findings revealed that if not for the position which the present house leadership took, these two chairmen will have probably got away with their crimes. The details of the committee’s report that indicted the Borgu and Rafi local government chairmen may not be stated here, all due to lack of space, but their crimes have to do with serious corruption and mismanagement of public funds running into millions of naira. By this singular act, the Honorable Speaker has made a statement by his action; that business as usual is no longer a business! I commend the committee and the leadership of the house for being steadfast; but I also urge them to do more by ensuring that these two individuals are handed over to the Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) for further investigations and prosecution in a competent court of law. Not just that, I also urge the house to investigate the activities of the remaining Local Government Chairmen with the same vigor, zeal and on the same yardstick, just to make sure they are all clean.

Having said that, now that the bulldog has suddenly grown biting teeth, it is high time it stopped chasing rats in a pit-hole and start chasing the rampaging elephants in the wild. So, let’s take it this way.

Firstly, how about education and the rot in state owned public schools? Yes, people like me will like to see words matched with action. The public are still very much interested in hearing the outcome of the report of the committee set up by the state house of assembly some months back to investigate the rot in the state owned public schools, which is to cover the three senatorial zones. Rumor has it that the report has been quashed on partisan reasons. It is high time we rise above any type of sentiment and work for the interest of the common man.

Secondly, what about the imposition of Okada ban in Minna and environs without appropriate legislative backing, and at the expense of the poor masses? I urge the state assembly to quickly come to the rescue of teeming individuals who have lost their source of income as a result of this reckless copycat policy. Instead of banning Okada riders, I suggest the state government should strengthen their security operations outlets and save the common man from this artificially inflicted hardship.

Lastly, I call on all the members of the Niger state house of assembly to work harmoniously irrespective of their political affiliations to push the state to greater heights.

God bless Niger State.
God bless Nigeria.   

Shafi’i Muhammad Abdulhamid wrote-in from the Federal University of Technology Minna.
Twitter: @shafzon
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Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Dry Boreholes Drilled at Tayi Village, Minna (An Open Letter to Hon. Bago Mohammed Umar)


We write as concerned and loyal residents of Tayi village, Minna. We decided to make this complaint open to the public domain because what we are about to nitpick is already fast becoming a public knowledge. We hope the gentleman honorable will take this as an advise from the law abiding citizens of his constituency that are trying to protect his good image by not allowing some greedy self-centered contractors to drag his name into the dirty muds of deceit.

It is a common knowledge that Minna and its environs do not have good pipe-born water and the Niger State government is virtually doing nothing to improve the situation. Therefore, when Hon. Bago Mohammed Umar (member, Chanchaga Federal constituency) decided to use part of his constituency allowance/projects to drill hand-pomp boreholes at Tayi village, it instantly became a welcomed development. Even though, manual boreholes are no longer in fashion and are fast being replaced with electric-pomp boreholes with large capacity overhead tanks to go with. The loyal residents of this locality still welcomed the idea so far it will be done properly and eventually put some water in our dried throats. It was in record that the people of Tayi village voted massively for the gentleman honorable to bring him into power. Since then, we have waited patiently for our own share of the dividends of democracy.

Hon. Bago Mohammed Umar, it is dishearten to inform you that the hand-pomp boreholes you drilled at Tayi village Minna do not produce even a bucket of water! This is never an exaggeration but the bitter truth, as we personally supervised the drilling process of the one close to the Tayi Jumaat Mosque and also the one close to the Mai-Anguwas’ house. After some minutes of dusty sand drilling without reaching the water table, the workers suddenly stopped the work. When we demanded for an explanation as to; why the work will stop when they are yet to reach the water table? They just carelessly answered by saying, they are only paid to drill 40meters depth and they have done their job. Whether they reach the water table or not, is none of their business. For many of us that watched the drilling process and also listen to the workers unsympathetic answers, it was completely heartbreaking. This is what the Hausa people called “mun ga samu, mun ga rashi”. To say the list, it was an exercise in futility.

Let me quickly correct this erroneous impression that many people have. They said boreholes in Tayi village do not generally produce water. This is a malicious impression created to deny the good people of Tayi their right to water. First of all, some wealthy individuals in the village have electric-pomp boreholes in their houses and they produces water throughout the year, how much more of a governmental organ. Secondly, the boreholes constructed by governmental organs do not go down to the appropriate depth that will produce water, because they are always looking for ways to cut-corners. The government and their contractors should be sincere with themselves in handling peoples’ oriented projects.

This left many questions unanswered. Normally before drilling takes place, there supposed to be a geological survey to determine the appropriate position where the water level is high. Is it that the people responsible for this job did not carry out such a survey or what? Is it that the contractor had been paid to drill a workable borehole, but ended by drilling only 40meters to cut-corners and maximize gains? Is it that the honorable is intentionally designing these decoys for a later day television documentary to push his campaigns? No, we don’t want to believe that. Just as we also don’t want to believe that the honorable gentleman will risk showing his face in that area in the name of commissioning these dried boreholes. As concerned residents of this area and also supporters of his representation, we strongly advice Hon. Bago Mohammed Umar to do the needful and upgrade these boreholes to a perfectly working condition before showing his handsome face to commission them.

We cannot deny the fact that the honorable had made some efforts to contribute to his constituency, but the people of Tayi are yet to see the benefit. We have severally complained about the air pollution generated by the present of abattoir in the mixed of our houses. We also complained about the epileptic electricity supply due to lack of a standard transformer and even when the honorable donated one to a section of the village almost four months ago now is yet to be installed. It was estimated that over a million naira is needed as contributions from the poor villagers before the transformer will be installed. We seriously wonder why this honorable gentleman is fun of investing in incomplete projects. But we strongly believe in your goodwill and advice to check careful on the type of contractors and friends you are working with. By investing in such smokescreen projects, they are only making more enemies for you than friends.

As we anxiously wait for the 2015 general election to come. The concerned and loyal residents of Tayi village and environs have collectively made their decision. We are going to the polls to vote in block for any candidate that will solve our perennial water problem irrespective of his/her party affiliation. Hon. Bago Mohammed Umar, the bouncing ball is now in your court, as you write history for yourself.

God Bless Tayi Village,
God Bless Niger State.

Shafi'i M. Abdulhamid and Abdulrasheed Tajuddeen
For The Concerned Residents of Tayi Village, Minna.



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Saturday, 9 November 2013

The Machiavellian Gates

Picture Credit: Time Magazine

Behind every great fortune, there is a great crime” - Honoré de Balzac

The name Bill Gates represents different personality to different people. To the Dangotes, he is the yardstick for measuring success and building business empires. To many academicians, he is that genus that intentionally dropped-out of the prestigious Harvard University because he felt the system was slowing him down and needed to move at his own pace. In Harvard, he was notorious for attending courses that are not meant for his level and refusing to attend those lectures that he needs to graduate. To many of us in the information and communication technology (ICT) profession, we see him as that computer wizard that led the world to revolutionalsed the operating system and moved away from the complex command driven black screen DOS to the flexible colourful and user-friendly windows operating system. But beyond all these I also see him as a con-man.

Oh yes, that’s exactly what I mean, a swindler who exploits the confidence of his victims. Hmm, but before you begin to pass a judgment on me as a perfect case of an ignorant villager that is questioning the science that takes a rocket to the  moon, I will like you to patiently read this piece to the final full-stop because I have a new message for you. I hope to make my point clear base on common knowledge, history and not base on computer tricks (computricks). At the end of this, I also don’t want to be known as the guy that exposed the Machiavellian Gates!

In the late1990s, the world was submerged in the euphoria, exhilaration, uncertainties and expectations of what the coming new millennium will look like. While many fake prophesies were made on how the world would come to an end when the second hit the year 2000. At the same time, many scientists were so occupied with projections of the type of technologies that are likely to dominate the new millennium and also the scientific problems that remain unsolved. But one problem was timely, it was said to shutdown and damage computers when the clock hit the new millennium and so it was called the “millennium bug”. For those of you that have a volatile memory, let me remind you that the so-called millennium bug was a myth about a programming error that was said to begin January 1, 2000 caused by programming that coded years with only 2 digits; ambiguity arises in the year 2000, whether 00 represents the year 1900 or 2000, and calculations based on it may fail or produce incorrect results.

Mr. Gates and his allies were quick to recognize this myth as a potential goldmine. They know that only a tiny percentage of the world population at the time critically understood computer programming. They know that a very large percentage of the world population at the time is not computer literate and more than half of the world population at the time have computer phobia (the fear of the computer). But more importantly, they also know that people need to be told lies to part with their cool cash. So they repackaged the pack of lies. They told the world that as the clock tick on the year 2000, all computers that contain this bug will automatically shutdown themselves and then damage all stored information. Thereby resetting themselves to a factory settings of 1900 kind of. This sends fear into most people’s minds. Both individuals, cooperate organisations, schools and governments that uses computers panicked with fear. Banks and other financial institutions begin to scream for help because they are at risk of losing all customers’ records and that will be a major catastrophe. Suddenly, the anxiety of the arrival of the new millennium jumped to a new all-time high.

In the mix of this chaos, Mr. Con-man and other western media tries to convince people that scientific programming started the very moment the clock started ticking at Microsoft. So, within a very short period he came out to announce a solution through his Microsoft Company. The solution was that we all have to change to what they called “Y2K compliant PCs” which their company produced. In no time all roads leads to Microsoft and the swindler shot straight up the ranks to become the richest man in the world. The whole millennium bug hypothesis was nothing but a hoax! The entire Y2K compliant PC solution was a fraud because the magnitude of the problem itself had been highly over exaggerated. We only need a simple solution like installing corrective software which may cost close to nothing to fix this error. Mr. Gates and his cronies knows this simple solution better than all of us, but they decided to use fear and took advantage of our collective ignorance to dupe us.

Now let’s look at my darling country in light of the events. But before I proceed, can we just accept it that we like to copy things “follow-follow” without reasons? Yes, we do. I was still in the University during my undergraduate days when all these things happened. I can still remember how my department had to squeeze from their small budget to purchase some of these so-called Y2K compliant PCs. I can still remember how the University Computer Centre was divided into two partitions; the alleged bugged systems in one partition, while the other partition housed the Microsoft branded Y2K compliant PCs. It was there that yours sincerely performed his armature experiment.  Immediately after the January 2000 New Year break, I was among the first students to book for time at the University Computer Centre. I tried my curious hands on the alleged millennium bug infected systems and to the best of my little knowledge; I was unable to discover any damage on the systems. Oh, wait a minute! Did anyone heard of a report of any millennium bug damaged computer system as the clock ticked pass the new millennium in Nigeria? If no, why did we decide to keep mute?

I know by now you may also be asking the question, why is the author trying to wake more than a decade old ghost from its grave? The answer to this question is simple, we learn from our mistakes. So, when Mr. Gates went back to Harvard University few weeks ago for a fundraising event he announced another costly computing error. He said the overly-complicated three-key combination of “control-alt-delete” use to log-on to a PC or to start a task manager was a mistake!
"It was a mistake. We could have had a single button, but the guy who did the IBM keyboard design didn't wanna give us our single button."
On hearing this, he quickly woke the curious guy in me. Is Mr. Gates also trying to wake another ghost from its grave just to make some cool cash or just another computrick error? As for me; I was wise enough to escape the Microsoft Vista hype. Can someone please help me tell my Con-man that - once bitten, twice shy.

Shafi’i Muhammad Abdulhamid wrote-in from the Federal University of Technology Minna.
Twitter:@shafiihamidu
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